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Why Crypto Is a Rigged Game
Avaxsignals Published on2025-12-08 Views6 Comments0
The Crypto Dream is Officially Dead (Again)
The Regulatory Takeover
So, 2025 is in the books, huh? And the big takeaway from this Global Crypto Policy Review & Outlook 2025/26 report is... regulation. Groundbreaking. I mean, who could have possibly predicted that the Wild West of digital assets would eventually get a sheriff?
Seriously, though, all this talk about "regulatory clarity" and "institutional adoption" just feels like the final nail in the coffin for what crypto was supposed to be. Remember the promise? Decentralization, freedom from government control, sticking it to the man? Now it's all about pleasing the regulators so BlackRock can launch another ETF. Give me a break.
Stablecoins: Surrender or Progress?
The report highlights stablecoins as a major focus, with over 70% of jurisdictions "progressing stablecoin regulation." Progressing? Sounds more like surrendering. The whole point of crypto, at least in theory, was to create an alternative to fiat currencies controlled by central banks. Now we're bending over backwards to create digital dollars that are even more regulated?
Institutional Adoption: Wall Street's Entry
And don't even get me started on the institutional adoption angle. "Financial institutions in about 80% of jurisdictions announcing new digital asset initiatives." Translation: Wall Street is moving in, and they're going to squeeze every last drop of profit out of this thing while leaving the average retail investor holding the bag. Again. This isn't innovation; it's just a new way for the rich to get richer.
The Illusion of Progress
Regulation's Limited Impact
The report pats itself on the back for the "undeniable impact of regulation" on illicit finance, citing lower rates of illicit activity among regulated VASPs. Okay, sure, maybe the criminals are moving to the unregulated corners of the crypto space. It’s like saying crime is down in gated communities – offcourse, because the criminals are robbing the neighborhoods without security. The North Korea/Bybit hack mentioned in the report? That's a pretty glaring reminder that regulation isn't some magic bullet. Those guys laundered the proceeds through OTC brokers, cross-chain bridges, and decentralized exchanges – all the places where the regulators aren't looking, or can't reach.
The Push for Global Consistency: Control in Disguise
But here's the thing that really grinds my gears: this whole push for "global consistency." International bodies like the FATF and FSB are warning about "gaps and inconsistencies" in standards implementation. What they're really saying is, "We need to make sure everyone is playing by the same rules, so we can control everything." It's not about preventing illicit finance; it's about consolidating power.
US Leadership: Taxation and Control
Oh, and the US is leading the charge, naturally. The report notes that 2025 saw the US "lead an acceleration in crypto policymaking and friendlier regulatory attitudes toward digital assets." Friendlier? That's one way to put it. I'd say it's more like the US government finally figuring out how to tax and control crypto, so they can use it to prop up the dollar and maintain their global dominance.
Jurisdictional Developments: Governments Tightening Their Grip
I mean, look at all these "jurisdictional developments" they're listing. Argentina expanding VASP registration requirements, Brazil finalizing regulatory regimes, Canada enforcing rules around stablecoins... It's the same story everywhere: governments tightening their grip.
Wait, hold on. I just had a flashback to that time my landlord tried to "tighten his grip" on my rent by raising it 30%. Good times. Anyway, back to crypto...
The Future? More of the Same.
Bureaucratic Jargon and Increased Restrictions
So, what's the outlook for 2026? More regulation, more institutional adoption, more of the same crap we've been seeing for the past few years. The report talks about the EU implementing DAC8, Switzerland implementing CARF standards, the UK "converting consultation momentum into regulatory delivery"... It's all just a bunch of bureaucratic jargon for "we're going to make it harder for you to use crypto the way you want to."
The Naive Embrace of Regulation
And the worst part is, people are buying into it. They're cheering on these regulatory developments, thinking it's going to make crypto "safer" and more "legitimate." They're so eager to get the government's stamp of approval that they're willing to sacrifice everything that made crypto interesting in the first place. Are they really that naive?
A Betrayal of Ideals
Or maybe I'm the naive one. Maybe I'm just clinging to some outdated ideal of what crypto should be, while everyone else is moving on to the next shiny thing. But honestly, this whole thing just feels like a betrayal. It's like watching your favorite band sell out and start writing jingles for McDonald's. You know, something just feels wrong.
Crypto's Funeral Pyre is Burning Bright
The dream is dead. Long live the regulated, centralized, corporate-controlled digital finance system that's about to replace it. I'm sure it'll be very efficient and profitable... for the people at the top.







